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What I said last Sunday – Bible Sunday


Last Sunday was the last Sunday after Trinity. However, as an option we are allowed to keep it as Bible Sunday. I was a little naughty and changed the gospel reading from that set to Luke 5.1-11 for reasons which are apparent in the sermon.

Kitchen cupboards. Useful things, aren’t they.

When our new vicarage was built the diocese put some very nice cupboards into the new kitchen. And in the corners we’ve got those cupboards that go around the corner and have those really nifty doors that fold so that they open and close easily. When I was growing up we didn’t have any food cupboards in the kitchen at all. We didn’t have a fridge, either, until I was a teenager. We had a pantry instead. But with the invention of kitchen cupboards and fridges, pantries and larders no longer have a place in the typical home of today.

Kitchen cupboards are just perfect for storing away all kinds of tins and packets until you need them. Now, the great thing about the pantry that we had when I was young was that everything was on open shelves, and you could see it all. There’s an inherent problem with kitchen cupboards. You might, of course, be highly organised and know exactly what you’ve got in yours. But if you’re like most people then unless you only line up tins and packets along the very front of the cupboard shelves then stuff starts to get lost or forgotten at the back. Fridges are just the same. And sometimes stuff can sit at the back of the kitchen cupboard for years. And corner cupboards are the worst of all, because trying to reach to the back corner – especially on the top shelf – is downright physically impossible. Continue reading

What I said this Sunday – Bible Sunday

This Sunday we kept as Bible Sunday, and it was a particularly special Sunday for us as we were receiving the gift of a new lectern Bible from the Friends of Saint John’s. We already had a lectern Bible, but it has been largely unused for a long time since, like many churches, we now use the New Revised Standard Version in our worship. The new Bible we have is a beautiful leather-bound copy of the NRSV with Apocrypha.

For the occasion I chose as the gospel reading Luke 5.1-11 for reasons which will become clear. Here’s what I said.

Have you noticed how some things just don’t make sense?

  • How do dads get away with buying presents for their children that they intend to play with themselves.
  • Why do we press harder on a remote-control even when we know the battery is dead?
  • Why do people go to Burger King and order a Double Whopper with large fries and then insist on having a Diet Coke?
  • How come abbreviated is such a long word?
  • Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know you haven’t got the money to pay it?
  • Why is there an ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’?
  • Why do people say that they slept like a baby? Do they mean they cried all night and kept their parents awake?
  • Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to ashes and set fire to the kitchen?
  • Why is the Bible the world’s best-selling book, and yet so few people seem to actually read it?
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